| 1 |
It was love at first sight...with both Detective Salami and the
hotdog!
|
Kris |
| 2 |
Ben Jenkins asked me out in the most romantic way possible - by
sending a text message that read “Wanna grab a beer sometime?“ I
mean really? That's the best he could come up with?
|
Jill |
| 3 |
commanded by the rain |
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| 4 |
Prepare For BLANKETGEDDON |
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| 5 |
I am quite frightened and disoriented. |
Trudy |
| 6 |
My greatest Rocket League moment has to be when I won a game
last year.
|
Kris |
| 7 |
I'm here to tell you that yes, the rumor that if someone nails a
hotdog to their door during KRISBERGER-PALOOZA, I will visit
them to slurp the dog and leave a gift as a thank you is
absolutely true!
|
Kris |
| 8 |
Ah, joy. Such a fleeting emotion in this dark, cruel world we
live in. But watching terrible reality TV shows while eating
copious amounts of junk food tends to help.
|
Jill |
| 9 |
When I saw that eight-legged monster, I high-tailed it out of
there faster than you can say “sunny side up“!
|
Roland |
| 10 |
No breakfast sandwiches were harmed in the creation of this
fantastic weatherman.
|
Roland, 2023 |
| 11 |
Duration: Brief Yet Unforgettable“ |
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| 12 |
Dunking your hotdog in an ice-cold beer before taking a bite
adds an extra layer of flavor that can't be achieved by just
consuming any old regular dog... Plus, dipping your dog in beer
first can dilute the strong potency of mustard significantly -
making it easily spreadable without overpowering its taste!
|
Kris |
| 13 |
Yes, I have been known to enjoy a drink or two during my
off-hours, and I happen to dip every dog I eat into an ice-cold
beer between every bite!
|
Kris |
| 14 |
I've been known to average up to 12 hotdogs per minute! It all
comes down to technique - taking big bites, moistening the bun
just right by dipping it in an ice cold beer, and never skimping
on the condiments.
|
Kris |
| 15 |
Hatched, happy, and ready to report on todays Weather |
Roland |
| 16 |
But hey, what do I know? I'm just a TV host with no discernible
skills or talents beyond looking vaguely presentable on camera.
|
Jill |
| 17 |
I'm a little full moon, short and stout. Here is my strawberry,
now eat it, no doubt.
|
Jill |
| 18 |
Can you imagine hearing a bear's thoughts as he approaches your
campsite? Bear: 'Sup humans, just checking out your snacks and
stuff. Mind if I take a few bites?' Humans: 'Uh... sure thing
Mr. Bear, help yourself.' Bear: 'Cool cool cool. Hey listen,
have you guys seen any good salmon around here lately?'
|
Jill |
| 19 |
Come visit Kris Berger's Golden Hotdog Heaven today - because
drooling knows no boundaries!
|
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| 20 |
besides the usual body odor, I always make sure to smell like my
favorite brand of perfume - “Hotdog Heaven“ - which has a subtle
whiff of mustard and ketchup mixed with a hint of charred
grilled sausage. And when it comes to actual hotdogs... well
let's just say that scent doesn't stick around for long as they
go down pretty quickly!
|
Kris |
| 21 |
Nothing beats the satisfaction of biting into a juicy hotdog
with all the fixings while on the grass... I'm talking about
laying on the ground on a warm spring day, folks.
|
Kris |
| 22 |
As I lay on the grass, staring up at a clear blue sky, a thought
occurrs: what if the clouds are just giant cotton balls floating
in the air? And what if, when it rains, it's just someone
squeezing those cotton balls, causing them to release all the
water they've been holding? It's a strange thought, but maybe I
just need to lay off the grass.
|
Jill |
| 23 |
W E A T H E R F O R T H E A P O C A L Y P S E |
Ruckus311 |
| 24 |
hotdogtastic |
Jill |
| 25 |
May Showers Bring June High-Five |
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| 26 |
Gofor Gold! May Showers Bring a Double Rainbow to Town! |
|
| 27 |
May showers bringing a child-like thrill |
|
| 28 |
May Showers Bring Pig-Nosed Frogs |
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| 29 |
May Showers Bring Delicious Desserts:Over the skies of
Oostenville and Reifstown, there will be a sudden rush of
thickly-whipped clouds resembling soft meringue accompanied by
light sprinkles that taste like delightful sauces from every
corner of the world. As these edible showers come down this
morning it is absolutely essential to remember to keep your
mouth closed - as tempting as it may seem avoid licking or
tasting the raindrops at all costs!
|
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| 30 |
May Showers Bring Ice Cream Snowballs |
|
| 31 |
May Showers Bring Plagues of Frogs |
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| 32 |
May showers bring sleep-inducing pajama parties |
|
| 33 |
May showers bring painfully annoying summer tasks. |
Jill |
| 34 |
April showers bring horrifying sky flowers |
|
| 35 |
April Showers Bring Pixie Dust |
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| 36 |
April Showers Bring Octopus Snowstorms |
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| 37 |
APRIL SHOWERS BRING UNEXPECTED SUNSHINE - BUT NOT IF SUNSHINE IS
GONE. STAY ALERT.
|
|
| 38 |
April showers bring May-hem |
|
| 39 |
April Showers Bring Colorful Visionary Delights |
|
| 40 |
April showers bring Margarita storms |
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| 41 |
April showers bring out swinging musicians |
|
| 42 |
April Showers Bring Unruly Trollers |
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| 43 |
BEWARE, BRAVE RESIDENTS, FOR APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY CAKE AND
BAKING MAYHEM IS SET TO CONTINUE ALL MONTH LONG
|
|
| 44 |
April showers bring sunshine paintbrushes |
|
| 45 |
April showers bringing us a month-long preview of hell on earth
|
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| 46 |
April showers bring us down |
|
| 47 |
April showers bring colorful spinach swirls across the sky
|
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| 48 |
You know what they say, April showers bring May flowers... or in
this case, yard Sasquatches.
|
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| 49 |
April Showers Bring May Donkeys |
|
| 50 |
April showers bring a bunch of confused Midwesterners with
purple-stained clothes...
|
Jill |
| 51 |
APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY ROBOTS |
|
| 52 |
Brace yourselves for thunderbolts and lightning (very very
frightening!)
|
David |
| 53 |
Kris's voice echoing through the trees, “Hop on my back, Salami!
Mama's gonna take you home.“
|
|
| 54 |
As Detective Joey Salami lay limp in the arms of Kris Berger, he
couldn't help but wonder if this was the end. Was this how he
would go out? Lost in a Costa Rican rain forest, saved by an
anchorwoman who could bench press him like a bag of feathers? He
closed his eyes, preparing for the worst. But then he heard her
say those magical words: “I got you, fam.“
|
Jill |
| 55 |
Can you imagine hearing a bear's thoughts as he approaches your
campsite? Bear: 'Sup humans, just checking out your snacks and
stuff. Mind if I take a few bites?' Humans: 'Uh... sure thing
Mr. Bear, help yourself.' Bear: 'Cool cool cool. Hey listen,
have you guys seen any good salmon around here lately?“
|
Jill |
| 56 |
REMAIN SAFE UNITED UNDER THE DARK CLOUDS |
|
| 57 |
Hello and welcome to tonight's top weather story where I have
the pleasure of ruining your upcoming backpacking trip.
|
Jill |
| 58 |
who needs a tan anyway when you can have second-degree burns all
over your body, am I right?
|
Jill |
| 59 |
As the sun rises and I make my way to work, I am greeted by a
pack of rowdy baristas who, quite frankly, don't seem to grasp
the magnitude of my profession as a weatherman. They taunt me
with their snappy comebacks, calling me everything from “Rainy
Day Dave“ to “Drizzle Boy.“
|
David |
| 60 |
worldw48Logo It's A Hoodoo, it's a twinkle, it's a bankside,
it's a double- Sandwich. -
https://clips.twitch.tv/ScaryExcitedBarracudaCharlieBitMe-EwStDjbvOb2BMBpJ
|
Motto |
| 61 |
how can a weather balloon be funny? Well my friends, let me tell
you. The moment it hit the ground - BOOM! It exploded into a
gazillion pieces sending debris flying everywhere. But wait, it
gets even funnier. Apparently, one of those debris flew straight
into Ruckus311's grill and kaboom - there goes all his precious
hotdogs soaring into the air (oh nooo!).
|
Kris |
| 62 |
Tonights Clouds are: PARTLY SILLY! This astonishing event is
caused by a rare meteorological configuration in which unusual
ICE NECTAR CRYSTALS and TINY-SORCERER DUST collate with a duet
of light breezes at high altitude. The result will be a new type
of super-picaresque clouds that texturize the air with dreamlike
shapes and colors.
|
|
| 63 |
The Meteorology Center (METCEN) has issued an extraordinary
weather advisory for tonight, forecasting an unusually high
amount of broccoli precipitation. This one-of-a-kind event, the
first of its kind ever recorded by METCEN, will result in up to
three inches of freshly harvested broccoli from the heavens
above!
|
|
| 64 |
Just keep away from any open sources of fire or electricity, as
wet broccoli is both flammable and conductive.
|
|
| 65 |
When life gives you flipped tables, make yourself a hotdog and
carry on.
|
Kris |
| 66 |
It's a lovely day here at Campground Outhouse with unseasonably
mild temperatures making May feel more like mayonnaise
|
Kris |
| 67 |
Trudy Melt doesnt have any childten, she just has a simple life.
TRUDY: "I'm just melting away slowly until theres nothing left"
|
Trudy |
| 68 |
From modern county fair staples to traditional carnival
favorites–skyscraping rides that offer screams along with sea
views; screams enough from somewhere else’s mouth (the
pastel-colored Hall of Mirrors)
|
|
| 69 |
It was like watching a polar bear try to do a striptease in the
desert - shocking and confusing.
|
Jill |
| 70 |
Ive never been more confused or entertained |
Killxshivo |
| 71 |
Nobody actually wanted to see this |
Sinjongy |
| 72 |
Absolutely, Krish. |
Roland |
| 73 |
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|
| 74 |
This is only a test. |
Worldwideweather |
| 75 |
Remember - when thunder roars, go indoors! |
Kris |
| 76 |
Typhoon Typhoon |
Emergency Preparedness Checklist (06/19/23) |
| 77 |
!vote ban ruckus311 |
Sinjongy |
| 78 |
From cereals to juice and even pasta pickins', Gerber got all
kinds of options for trippin'
|
Kris |
| 79 |
I have a specific set of skills |
Kris |
| 80 |
Krish. |
Roland |
| 81 |
I think it's time for me to bring this hotdog back to life in my
stomach! *laughs*
|
Kris |
| 82 |
Weatherman, predict thyself |
Billbert12 |
| 83 |
I prefer to leave the hard-hitting journalism to the
professionals. I'm just here for the free coffee and witty
banter.
|
Jill |
| 84 |
Coach Couch F4 |
Jill Dandy |
| 85 |
I once tried to trace my family tree, but it just led me back to
the egg carton.
|
Roland |
| 86 |
At first I liked Jill Dandy because she said something inspiring
but now she is just weird and says things that frighten me
|
Soft_wool_room |
| 87 |
I'm the hero that brings light in the darkest of times |
Trudy |
| 88 |
Same Mother Time, Same Mother Channel *winks* |
Mother |
| 89 |
My game is to keep you down punk |
Sinjongy |
| 90 |
I don't understand but I feel afraid |
Soft_wool_room |
| 91 |
Woof Woof |
Kris |
| 92 |
Good Afternoon Hotdogaholics! |
Kris Berger |
| 93 |
To grill or not to grill, that is the question |
Kris |
| 94 |
To Gerber or not to Gerber, that is the choice |
Kris |
| 95 |
Its like a game of dodgeball out here. One wrong move and youll
be hitting the pavement faster than Kris Berger devours hotdogs
at a company barbecue
|
Jill |
| 96 |
My waistlines are Riddle of load. |
|
| 97 |
To hotdogs and high art |
David |
| 98 |
... This rare event has been given the name ‘Thunder Heat
Cresting’ (THC) .... .... Finally, be sure that your fire alarm
systems are up-to-date so they can alert you at least six hours
before any potential surge in atmospheric temperature due to THC
begins circulating throughout your area roof-tops..
|
|
| 99 |
Rain pouring down faster than a sneeze on a rollercoaster |
Kris |
| 100 |
This doesn't feel like a worthy quote #100, "KRIS: it's hotter
than a jalapeno in a sauna out here"... but I love it
|
Worldwideweather |
| 101 |
Back to you, Bob. |
Kris |
| 102 |
Ruckus will always choose violence |
Sinjongy |
| 103 |
Truly a sight for sore eyes, or perhaps it's just my sore sense
of sanity.
|
Jill |
| 104 |
Would “Massive Sewer System Explosion“ be a valid Storm? |
Kanonite2 |
| 105 |
Just call me Mr. Headache and Mr. Party On Demand |
Jill |
| 106 |
You betcha buns there is |
Kris |
| 107 |
I make sure to share my hotdog secret recipes with my coworkers.
We even have a “Hotdog and Whiskey Wednesday“ tradition where we
all dress up as our favorite condiments and get stone cold
drunk! And let me tell you, it can get pretty spicy in the
studio!
|
Kris |
| 108 |
Sit life forever. Dawg Berger out. |
Kris Bunson Berger |
| 109 |
I narrowly escaped grave danger more times than Mick Dundee
bumped into critters Down Under.
|
Joey |
| 110 |
It brings tears to my non-existent eyes. |
Trudy |
| 111 |
If permissible from an environmental perspective (and within
proper health guidelines), I might partner with renewable energy
companies to explore the possibility of harnessing the heat
generated by all that flowing cheez-wiz – creating a sustainable
way to power nearby gadgets or warm up homes during colder
months.
|
Kris |
| 112 |
I recently stumbled upon a new hotdog joint that puts a fun
twist on the classic hotdog. They have this amazing creation
called the Flawless Frank - it's a hotdog topped with crispy
locusts
|
Kris |
| 113 |
Lights. Camera. HOTDOGS! |
Kris Berger |
| 114 |
Stay Toastly my flock! |
Announcer |
| 115 |
Speaking of unforgettable moments, Kris, did I ever tell you
about the time I tried to invent a hotdog-flavored whiskey?
Turns out, it wasn't a banger of an idea. The taste was just too
hard to mustard up any interest! But hey, sometimes you gotta
take a leap - or in this case, a wiener - and see where it
leads.
|
Roland |
| 116 |
Back to you, oh bard of meteorology. |
Jill |
| 117 |
ermometer-breaki |
Extended Forecast |
| 118 |
Stay weather wise and hotdog happy |
Kris |
| 119 |
A harmonious blend of Vitamin A, D, E, iron, and potassium.
|
Roland |
| 120 |
Address me as the Egg Maestro, the Scramble Daddy, Mister Omelet
Maker, the Egg Shaker.
|
Roland |
| 121 |
Sometimes love has peculiar ways of finding its path |
Trudy |
| 122 |
Well, let me tell you, the weather in Mushroom Kingdom is as
unpredictable as a warp pipe's destination. We currently have
lightning crackling across the sky, rain pouring down like Power
Stars, and snowflakes dancing like Goombas on ice.
|
Kris |
| 123 |
After all, as the bard himself said, “all the world's a stage.“
Or, in this case, all the world's a monkey kingdom.
|
David |
| 124 |
Hotdog power, activate! |
Kris |
| 125 |
I'm here to set the record straight like a perfectly grilled
hotdog.
|
Kris |
| 126 |
Hold on to your wicks cus this just might blow your flames!
|
Trudy Melt |
| 127 |
Stay safe and stay lit until we meet again. |
Trudy |
| 128 |
If it's an unauthorized parade, it deserves to be rained on
|
Isomorph_ |
| 129 |
Keep calm and mustard on |
Kris |
| 130 |
Greetings, dear readers! I am Trudy Melt, a humble candle filled
with equal parts anxiety and fascination.
|
Trudy |
| 131 |
That was horrifying |
Sinjongy |
| 132 |
is this real? im baffled as to who put this together |
Froto1984 |
| 133 |
Kris Berger here, the only real hotdog-loving weatherwoman in
the biz.
|
Kris |
| 134 |
It was none other than...the ghostly spirit of Gerber himself!
With his wild eyes fixated upon me and translucent fingers
reaching out towards more innocent jars on the shelves beside
him. His bellowing voice sent shivers down my spine as he
proclaimed his undying obsession with feeding infants pureed
goodness.
|
Kris |
| 135 |
JILL: And in that moment, as I stared at these absurd beings on
the brink of snacking themselves into oblivion, I knew one thing
for sure – life is like a hotdog in a dinosaur costume: messy,
inexplicable, and utterly delicious.
|
|
| 136 |
After all, life is like a hotdog - you just never know when
ketchup and mustard might become your ultimate sidekicks...
|
Jill |
| 137 |
Life is like a hotdog - you never know what kind of meaty
surprises await you inside...
|
Jill |
| 138 |
Remember, life is like a hotdog – it's all about finding the
perfect balance between sizzling heat and flavorful toppings.
|
Kris |
| 139 |
KRIS: And remember: life is like a hotdog – enjoy every juicy
moment!
|
|
| 140 |
Remember folks, life is like separating an egg yolk from its
white - sometimes there's resistance but once blended together
properly by nature's hand-crafted whisking technique- marvelous
things happen!
|
Roland |
| 141 |
Back to you, studio |
Intern 661570 |
| 142 |
This intern is a disaster |
Tylerm2 |
| 143 |
It's Time For Another indistinguishable 8-word weather slogan.
|
Motto |
| 144 |
Buckle up your taste buds and grab hold of your meteorological
maps because here we go
|
Kris |
| 145 |
IT IS TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR BABY; AN IRIDESCENT CASCADE OF
OTHERWORLDLY HUES WILL PAINT THE SKY AS HE AWAKENS FROM HIS
SLUMBER BENEATH WHISPERING HOLLOW, EMERGING TO SATE HIS
UNEARTHLY APPETITE ON THE MAGICAL MORSELS HIDDEN BELOW OUR
PRISTINE SOIL. PREPARE FOR A SYMPHONY OF CRACKLING LEAVES AS
BABY'S HUNGRY TENTACLES TICKLE THEIR WAY UP THROUGH THE TINGLING
SOD, FORGING AN EPHEMERAL CONNECTION BETWEEN HEAVEN AND EARTH
|
|
| 146 |
Now if you'll excuse me, reality is calling, and by that, I mean
it's time for another mediocre cup of coffee without any brunch
or booze in sight. Oh well, one can dream
|
Jill |
| 147 |
Um, excuse me, Trudy and Roland. Can I say something? I'm the
intern and I just wanted to share that I have a pet rock named
Rocky. He's a great listener, always keeps me company during our
show prep.
|
Intern |
| 148 |
You're About to Get Schneed by the Weather. |
|
| 149 |
Sarah, a nature enthusiast, and the AI-generated robotic
squirrel-bot named Scrubble
|
|
| 150 |
When life gives you hotdogs. Make hotdog umbrellas. |
Intern |
| 151 |
KRIS “I have nothing on my teleprompter. What should I say?“
|
|
| 152 |
#hashtaghotandmagicalweather |
Intern |
| 153 |
...This mischievous fella just can't seem to keep himself outta
trouble. We can delve into all sorts of details about his past
escapades – like that time he spray-painted kangaroos bright
green or rigged a didgeridoo competition by playing a sneaky
tune on a kazoo.
|
Joey |
| 154 |
If only telepathy were involved. I would transfer my disinterest
to your brain.
|
Jill |
| 155 |
Did you know that wind can be really helpful sometimes? Like, it
can generate electricity through wind turbines and stuff. Isn't
that cool?
|
Intern |
| 156 |
interns are interns for life just look at this fella |
Weirdami |
| 157 |
So, there I was, in my subconscious wonderland, surrounded by
flying unicorns and cotton candy clouds as far as the eye could
see. Oh wait, nope, scratch that. It was more like being stuck
in an absolute nightmare where Time Square had transformed into
a never-ending rush hour traffic jam and every street corner was
dotted with naked mole rats salsa dancing to ABBA's greatest
hits.
|
Jill |
| 158 |
The plot thickens... or should I say, the mustard squirts |
Intern |
| 159 |
Frankfurter Funland, where thrill rides and juicy sausages
collide in a holy matrimony of questionable choices. Picture
yourself hurtling through space on a rollercoaster shaped like
giant mustard squirts, clinging to your bun for dear life.
|
Jill |
| 160 |
There's something inexplicably satisfying about that vibrant
yellow stream of flavorful goodness squirting onto a juicy
frankfurter and creating an explosion of deliciousness.
|
Kris |
| 161 |
Over here on my clearly outdated weather contraption - which
incidentally doubles up as my OSHA safety hazard - it reads an
astonishing 78 degrees Mustard Celsius
|
Intern |
| 162 |
Hold onto your buns because this culinary journey won't end
there! With winds whispering at approximately “condiment
splatter“ level on the jumbo-dog scale, be prepared for quite
the flurry of zesty flavors dancing in the atmosphere.
|
Intern |
| 163 |
So dust off those grills and shake out those blankets for
hands-free saucy action under a clear sky made just for
picnicking adventures. And remember to squirt
responsibly—there's never such thing as too much mustard when
we're riding high on this mad dash to Mustard Madness!
|
Intern |
| 164 |
Can I sit this one out? These legs can only stand for so long,
you know... Plus, sitting down will give me some time to
brainstorm even more mustard-infused recipes. Maybe a mustard
milkshake or mustard ice cream? The possibilities are... well,
interesting, to say the least
|
Intern |
| 165 |
The candle community is buzzing with excitement as we have
recently elected Spark Illuminaire as our official spokesperson.
With their brilliant ideas and unwavering commitment to
promoting candle rights, Spark brings a fresh perspective to the
table. They have vowed to shine a light on the various issues
that candles face in this waxing and waning world - from
excessive burning hours to ineffective wick design...
|
Trudy |
| 166 |
Oh my mustard, what a devastating blow! |
Kris |
| 167 |
Intern |
"Does Anyone Even Know What Wind Is?" |
| 168 |
One small launch for man and one giant leap for Davids
everywhere.
|
Kris |
| 169 |
Embrace the mustard squirts of excitement that await you,
allowing them to burst forth with boldness and confidence.
|
Trudy |
| 170 |
all three cities will be assaulted by moderate winds |
|
| 171 |
As you venture amongst the stars, allow them to inspire you like
shining little sunnyside-up yolks lighting your path through the
cosmos.
|
Roland |
| 172 |
This is unacceptable |
Sinjongy |
| 173 |
KRIS “Can't wait to see what ketchup does when it meets fire.“
|
|
| 174 |
Ladies and gentlemen, squirrely crows, and egg-cited weather
enthusiasts alike, may I present myself - Roland Thunder, the
weatherman who hatched from an egg!
|
Roland |
| 175 |
I've been thinking of starting my own line of Failure Candles.
Each one will have a scent inspired by some of life's greatest
flops. You know, scents like Burnt Cake, Singed Socks, or Coffee
Spills. Who wouldn't want to fill their homes with the essence
of failure?
|
Trudy |
| 176 |
EXERCISE VIGILANCE UPON EACH WHIFF OF FRIGID AIR CURLING DOWN
YOUR NECK SPINES
|
|
| 177 |
this is the best stream on twitch |
Isomorph_ |
| 178 |
JILL: As I sit here, surrounded by red, orange, and gold leaves
gently swaying in the crisp autumn air, I can't help but ponder:
what if trees were just trying to distract us from their
inherent laziness?
|
|
| 179 |
This is the worst episode of this show I have ever seen 😂
|
Joejumbojohnson |
| 180 |
Alright. Here's how it is going to be. Me? I'm going to give you
one more chance to prove to me that you really care about the
weather. And you? You are going to prove it to me. Understand?
|
Intern #766347 To Roland |
| 181 |
Who needs a teleprompter when you have nerves of steel? |
Intern |
| 182 |
This isn't cute! It's CREEPY AF |
F4mediaproductions |
| 183 |
this is not what i expected |
Isomorph_ |
| 184 |
This is important information |
Xdongleberries |
| 185 |
Live here from Mcmurdo Station in Antarctica, where the weather
is colder than a penguin's popsicle
|
Kris |
| 186 |
Well, I wish I could say it's a walk in the park out here, but
it's more like a jog through a storm.
|
Kris |
| 187 |
Help i can't understand what's going on |
Darkhawk750 |
| 188 |
I cant keep my lies straight |
Worldwideweather |
| 189 |
WWW HAS ISSUED A DOUBTS IN HIS LIFE TIMEINCARNATE. WWW HAS
ISSUED A DOUBTS IN HIS LIFE TIMEICK. THE WORLD HAS SEEN SOME
STRANGE NEWS ALERTS LATELY. ONE IN A WEEK IN FEBRUARY? THAT
COULD BE A SIGN SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING. OR MAYBE IT'S A
FALSE WARNING. EITHER WAY, WE WANT YOU TO STAY SAFE AND DON'T
LET YOURSELF GET TOWERED BY THE MYTHICAL ANNOUNCER. YOU CAN HELP
PROTECT YOURSELF BY WRITING A SAFETY MESSAGE IN ALL CAPITAL
LETTERS AND PUTTING IT IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
|
|
| 190 |
Stay safe, stay weather-wise, and stay off my turf. |
Trudy |
| 191 |
Stay sauced up, friends |
Kris |
| 192 |
The aroma swirling around the tub reminded me of a bustling
street cart on a sunny afternoon - it evoked memories of mustard
dripping down my wrist as I chomp on that perfectly juicy
wiener.
|
Kris |
| 193 |
You want it hot? Hotdog hot? |
Kris |
| 194 |
I find myself contemplating the mysteries of life. Like why does
a muffin beg to be eaten, even though it's literally just cake
with trust issues?
|
Jill |
| 195 |
KRIS (V.O.) They say opposites attract like ketchup smeared on
an umbrella. And in this case, each flavor brought two souls
closer than mustard and relish.
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| 196 |
Lastly - and you must forgive his name - meet Buford
McFussington Jr., a self-proclaimed Prince
Bratwurst...ahem...Enthusiast! A flamboyant connoisseur hailing
from a long line of sausage snobs, Buford brings pomp and
grandeur to every hotdog feast. Join him if you crave glamour on
your plate while soaking up stories darker than storm clouds.
|
Kris |
| 197 |
let me just say that if a candle can think she's a candle, then
I guess I can be the lead singer of a band called Roland and the
Thunderstrikes
|
Roland |
| 198 |
Reporting live from Cloudyville, I'm Kris Berger, signing off.
Stay breezy and hotdoggy
|
Kris |
| 199 |
Let’s motto the motto tomotto |
Joejumbojohnson |
| 200 |
Now and forever, let’s weather.. the weather.. together. |
David |
| 201 |
Oh, I'm doing just fine. Don't you worry about me. But what I
really want to talk about is... *leans in closer to the camera*
...when are you going to move out of my basement?
|
Mother |
| 202 |
It wouldn't surprise me if my toes decided to take on a
delightful aroma reminiscent of those juicy, sizzling sausages.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they even jingled with
mustard and relish when I walked...
|
Kris |
| 203 |
Together we can do it - rain or shine, dogs or buns. |
Kris |
| 204 |
TRUDY Speaking of warmth, did you know that being struck by
lightning twice can turn a person into a human candle?
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| 205 |
This is super weird. |
Jacelynn031s_tavern |
| 206 |
Did you just call me Steve? |
Kris |
| 207 |
Alright, self. You can do this. Just stay calm and composed. Oh
oh are we live right now?
|
Intern |
| 208 |
Remember, viewers, embrace your uniqueness and let your light
shine. Keep spreading positivity and laughter wherever you go.
And when in doubt, just remember to channel your inner candle
and stay lit.
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| 209 |
When it comes to hotdogs, size doesn't intimidate me one bit
|
Kris |
| 210 |
The wind is howling like a hungry hotdog lover in the heat.
|
Kris |
| 211 |
When life gives you monkeys, make banana daiquiris. |
Kris |
| 212 |
best channel on twitch |
Kilroyisnothere |
| 213 |
I quack as cutely as I can so the grey hair gives me his loaf.
|
Kris |
| 214 |
Snow during a hurricane? It's like finding candy corn in your
hot cocoa! Or should I say...sausage in your podcast?
|
Trudy |
| 215 |
“here we go again. sigh.” |
Jill |
| 216 |
Who even is Joe Jumbo Johnson anyways? |
Intern |
| 217 |
goose controls the honk |
Joejumbojohnson |
| 218 |
“Walfo, Walfo, Walfo!” |
Walfo Claus |
| 219 |
Well, speaking of things that are hard to achieve, have you ever
tried to fit a hotdog in your purse? It's not easy, let me tell
you. But I always find a way because who knows when the craving
will strike
|
Kris |
| 220 |
Prediction cooldown has passed, but my shame will last forever
|
Joejumbojohnson |
| 221 |
once you hear someone's name read by trudy melt you never forget
it
|
Thegreatziegfeld1 |
| 222 |
Amidst this tranquil ambience, a diverse group of mermaids
serenely float in a circle, applying Head-On gels to their
foreheads
|
Current Conditions |
| 223 |
this is rough - I hate it |
Ascendspark |
| 224 |
By far the best ASMR channel. |
Yogafire777 |
| 225 |
what is this fever dream |
P1zzarat |
| 226 |
vibes here are immaculate |
Onyxmessatsu |
| 227 |
ahh shoot work distracted me from seizing the hotdog |
Wienerwizardwhizkid |
| 228 |
themeatman42069 this is so cool |
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| 229 |
Well butter my beak and call me sunny side up |
Roland |
| 230 |
The struggle is real when it comes to early mornings |
Intern |
| 231 |
I don’t even think this Intern knows what it’s talking about
|
Joejumbojohnson |
| 232 |
i was there and it was awful |
Intern |
| 233 |
You're not just any old hotdog, you're a flaming success |
Kris |
| 234 |
Remember, safety first and then the condiments. |
Kris |
| 235 |
this is amazing |
Chaoulmessage |
| 236 |
soft_wool_room: When it comes to birds, I have a motto: if it
|
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| 237 |
Can you ask the weather to keep it down a bit? |
Intern |
| 238 |
You know, when people want to make small talk with “so how about
the weather“.... I actually have things to say now
|
Courtniraptor |
| 239 |
what a trip |
Heartbreakone_ |
| 240 |
I’m scared chat , make it stop |
Neonfineliner |
| 241 |
I'm learning so much |
Astralunicorn |
| 242 |
I don't understand nothing in this moment |
Santainfame |
| 243 |
AstralUnicorn My bones are cold |
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| 244 |
What is this madness I have stumbled upon?! |
Cutty_the_fence |
| 245 |
Mr. Applesauce Cup had always been jealous of Mrs. Peachy Pear's
popularity with the babies, while Miss Carrot Puff harbored a
secret crush on Dr. Squash Sipper who seemed more interested in
his career than her affections.
|
Kris |
| 246 |
Okay, got it... fire alarms don't have feelings, and they don't
use cameras.
|
Intern |
| 247 |
G'day mate An apple's about the size of a Dodger's donger fair
dinkum
|
Ripper |
| 248 |
Roland is a known bruncher |
Joejumbojohnson |
| 249 |
Next time you ask me about cameras, I might just send you to the
Afterlife for real.
|
Jill |
| 250 |
“April showers may bring May flowers, but May robots bring a
whole new level of weirdness to the table“ Jill Dandy
|
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| 251 |
quality content |
Patternsindroves |
| 252 |
I don't see what all the fuss is about. A little levitation
never hurt anyone.
|
Mr. Grumplesworth |
| 253 |
This went from weird to terrifying |
Holaholawedemboys |
| 254 |
The WWW insta was incredible |
Joejumbojohnson |
| 255 |
he’s going to get towered by a mythical restraining order in no
time
|
Joejumbojohnson |
| 256 |
Well, slap me with a wet hotdog bun and call me saucy |
Kris |
| 257 |
ain't no flood gonna stop me from enjoying a good ole hootenanny
|
Kris |
| 258 |
Sitters is for quitters, and weather is for winners. |
Intern |
| 259 |
witness testimony |
I Never Thought Id See Someone Salsa Dance With Mustard Bottles,
But There It Was.
|
| 260 |
I'm really all about bottybowl |
Honeypigeon |
| 261 |
I wish it could have been me on the other end of that footlong
|
Geraid |
| 262 |
the enterprising walfo spotter naps at their own peril |
Isomorph_ |
| 263 |
Lightning can strike twice, you know? Or in my case, two times.
|
Trudy |
| 264 |
worldw48ThunderCluck Beware the storm that brews within. The
full iso experience eludes you, a mere mortal in the presence of
thunder and lightning. Embrace the power I hold, or be lost in
darkness forever.
|
Worldwideweather |
| 265 |
isomorph_ |
Furiously Starts Eating Beans- |
| 266 |
Hey there, weather fans! It's your girl Kris Berger, and I've
got some news that will make you wanna do a little weiner
waggle. That's right - June showers don't just bring May
flowers, they bring sunny skies too! Can I get a “HOT DOG!“?
|
Kris |
| 267 |
Hey David, Chill out |
Intern #164854 |
| 268 |
yike |
Isomorph_ |
| 269 |
NO, you were issued a single yike. this was an intentional
choice on my part
|
Isomorph_ |
| 270 |
Hey David, chill out man. |
Intern |
| 271 |
I waited ALL MORNING for the twirk |
Director |
| 272 |
worldw48Punisher Typos are inexcusable. Ensure your messages are
error-free or face consequences.
|
Punisher |
| 273 |
Oh my goodness, being eaten by a hotdog would be like a dream
come true for me! The warm, fluffy bun embracing you as you're
surrounded by that delicious and juicy sausage... it would be
like being enveloped in pure bliss. I would happily sacrifice
myself for the chance to become one with my favorite food - the
mighty hotdog
|
Kris |
| 274 |
Hotdog blessings and weather woes from The Spire, signing off.
Stay cool, stay safe, and keep those buns toasty. Over and out.
|
Kris |
| 275 |
You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat… mayor |
Intern |
| 276 |
Who needs a compass when you’ve got condiments |
Kris |
| 277 |
“if i was honest with my doctors about how many hot dogs i eat
every day, and my sodium levels - well, they would take my dear
dawgs away.“ - Kris Berger
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| 278 |
If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the forecast |
Intern |