# Quote Attribution
1 It was love at first sight...with both Detective Salami and the hotdog! Kris
2 Ben Jenkins asked me out in the most romantic way possible - by sending a text message that read “Wanna grab a beer sometime?“ I mean really? That's the best he could come up with? Jill
3 commanded by the rain
4 Prepare For BLANKETGEDDON
5 I am quite frightened and disoriented. Trudy
6 My greatest Rocket League moment has to be when I won a game last year. Kris
7 I'm here to tell you that yes, the rumor that if someone nails a hotdog to their door during KRISBERGER-PALOOZA, I will visit them to slurp the dog and leave a gift as a thank you is absolutely true! Kris
8 Ah, joy. Such a fleeting emotion in this dark, cruel world we live in. But watching terrible reality TV shows while eating copious amounts of junk food tends to help. Jill
9 When I saw that eight-legged monster, I high-tailed it out of there faster than you can say “sunny side up“! Roland
10 No breakfast sandwiches were harmed in the creation of this fantastic weatherman. Roland, 2023
11 Duration: Brief Yet Unforgettable“
12 Dunking your hotdog in an ice-cold beer before taking a bite adds an extra layer of flavor that can't be achieved by just consuming any old regular dog... Plus, dipping your dog in beer first can dilute the strong potency of mustard significantly - making it easily spreadable without overpowering its taste! Kris
13 Yes, I have been known to enjoy a drink or two during my off-hours, and I happen to dip every dog I eat into an ice-cold beer between every bite! Kris
14 I've been known to average up to 12 hotdogs per minute! It all comes down to technique - taking big bites, moistening the bun just right by dipping it in an ice cold beer, and never skimping on the condiments. Kris
15 Hatched, happy, and ready to report on todays Weather Roland
16 But hey, what do I know? I'm just a TV host with no discernible skills or talents beyond looking vaguely presentable on camera. Jill
17 I'm a little full moon, short and stout. Here is my strawberry, now eat it, no doubt. Jill
18 Can you imagine hearing a bear's thoughts as he approaches your campsite? Bear: 'Sup humans, just checking out your snacks and stuff. Mind if I take a few bites?' Humans: 'Uh... sure thing Mr. Bear, help yourself.' Bear: 'Cool cool cool. Hey listen, have you guys seen any good salmon around here lately?' Jill
19 Come visit Kris Berger's Golden Hotdog Heaven today - because drooling knows no boundaries!
20 besides the usual body odor, I always make sure to smell like my favorite brand of perfume - “Hotdog Heaven“ - which has a subtle whiff of mustard and ketchup mixed with a hint of charred grilled sausage. And when it comes to actual hotdogs... well let's just say that scent doesn't stick around for long as they go down pretty quickly! Kris
21 Nothing beats the satisfaction of biting into a juicy hotdog with all the fixings while on the grass... I'm talking about laying on the ground on a warm spring day, folks. Kris
22 As I lay on the grass, staring up at a clear blue sky, a thought occurrs: what if the clouds are just giant cotton balls floating in the air? And what if, when it rains, it's just someone squeezing those cotton balls, causing them to release all the water they've been holding? It's a strange thought, but maybe I just need to lay off the grass. Jill
23 W E A T H E R F O R T H E A P O C A L Y P S E Ruckus311
24 hotdogtastic Jill
25 May Showers Bring June High-Five
26 Gofor Gold! May Showers Bring a Double Rainbow to Town!
27 May showers bringing a child-like thrill
28 May Showers Bring Pig-Nosed Frogs
29 May Showers Bring Delicious Desserts:Over the skies of Oostenville and Reifstown, there will be a sudden rush of thickly-whipped clouds resembling soft meringue accompanied by light sprinkles that taste like delightful sauces from every corner of the world. As these edible showers come down this morning it is absolutely essential to remember to keep your mouth closed - as tempting as it may seem avoid licking or tasting the raindrops at all costs!
30 May Showers Bring Ice Cream Snowballs
31 May Showers Bring Plagues of Frogs
32 May showers bring sleep-inducing pajama parties
33 May showers bring painfully annoying summer tasks. Jill
34 April showers bring horrifying sky flowers
35 April Showers Bring Pixie Dust
36 April Showers Bring Octopus Snowstorms
37 APRIL SHOWERS BRING UNEXPECTED SUNSHINE - BUT NOT IF SUNSHINE IS GONE. STAY ALERT.
38 April showers bring May-hem
39 April Showers Bring Colorful Visionary Delights
40 April showers bring Margarita storms
41 April showers bring out swinging musicians
42 April Showers Bring Unruly Trollers
43 BEWARE, BRAVE RESIDENTS, FOR APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY CAKE AND BAKING MAYHEM IS SET TO CONTINUE ALL MONTH LONG
44 April showers bring sunshine paintbrushes
45 April showers bringing us a month-long preview of hell on earth
46 April showers bring us down
47 April showers bring colorful spinach swirls across the sky
48 You know what they say, April showers bring May flowers... or in this case, yard Sasquatches.
49 April Showers Bring May Donkeys
50 April showers bring a bunch of confused Midwesterners with purple-stained clothes... Jill
51 APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY ROBOTS
52 Brace yourselves for thunderbolts and lightning (very very frightening!) David
53 Kris's voice echoing through the trees, “Hop on my back, Salami! Mama's gonna take you home.“
54 As Detective Joey Salami lay limp in the arms of Kris Berger, he couldn't help but wonder if this was the end. Was this how he would go out? Lost in a Costa Rican rain forest, saved by an anchorwoman who could bench press him like a bag of feathers? He closed his eyes, preparing for the worst. But then he heard her say those magical words: “I got you, fam.“ Jill
55 Can you imagine hearing a bear's thoughts as he approaches your campsite? Bear: 'Sup humans, just checking out your snacks and stuff. Mind if I take a few bites?' Humans: 'Uh... sure thing Mr. Bear, help yourself.' Bear: 'Cool cool cool. Hey listen, have you guys seen any good salmon around here lately?“ Jill
56 REMAIN SAFE UNITED UNDER THE DARK CLOUDS
57 Hello and welcome to tonight's top weather story where I have the pleasure of ruining your upcoming backpacking trip. Jill
58 who needs a tan anyway when you can have second-degree burns all over your body, am I right? Jill
59 As the sun rises and I make my way to work, I am greeted by a pack of rowdy baristas who, quite frankly, don't seem to grasp the magnitude of my profession as a weatherman. They taunt me with their snappy comebacks, calling me everything from “Rainy Day Dave“ to “Drizzle Boy.“ David
60 worldw48Logo It's A Hoodoo, it's a twinkle, it's a bankside, it's a double- Sandwich. - https://clips.twitch.tv/ScaryExcitedBarracudaCharlieBitMe-EwStDjbvOb2BMBpJ Motto
61 how can a weather balloon be funny? Well my friends, let me tell you. The moment it hit the ground - BOOM! It exploded into a gazillion pieces sending debris flying everywhere. But wait, it gets even funnier. Apparently, one of those debris flew straight into Ruckus311's grill and kaboom - there goes all his precious hotdogs soaring into the air (oh nooo!). Kris
62 Tonights Clouds are: PARTLY SILLY! This astonishing event is caused by a rare meteorological configuration in which unusual ICE NECTAR CRYSTALS and TINY-SORCERER DUST collate with a duet of light breezes at high altitude. The result will be a new type of super-picaresque clouds that texturize the air with dreamlike shapes and colors.
63 The Meteorology Center (METCEN) has issued an extraordinary weather advisory for tonight, forecasting an unusually high amount of broccoli precipitation. This one-of-a-kind event, the first of its kind ever recorded by METCEN, will result in up to three inches of freshly harvested broccoli from the heavens above!
64 Just keep away from any open sources of fire or electricity, as wet broccoli is both flammable and conductive.
65 When life gives you flipped tables, make yourself a hotdog and carry on. Kris
66 It's a lovely day here at Campground Outhouse with unseasonably mild temperatures making May feel more like mayonnaise Kris
67 Trudy Melt doesnt have any childten, she just has a simple life. TRUDY: "I'm just melting away slowly until theres nothing left" Trudy
68 From modern county fair staples to traditional carnival favorites–skyscraping rides that offer screams along with sea views; screams enough from somewhere else’s mouth (the pastel-colored Hall of Mirrors)
69 It was like watching a polar bear try to do a striptease in the desert - shocking and confusing. Jill
70 Ive never been more confused or entertained Killxshivo
71 Nobody actually wanted to see this Sinjongy
72 Absolutely, Krish. Roland
73
74 This is only a test. Worldwideweather
75 Remember - when thunder roars, go indoors! Kris
76 Typhoon Typhoon Emergency Preparedness Checklist (06/19/23)
77 !vote ban ruckus311 Sinjongy
78 From cereals to juice and even pasta pickins', Gerber got all kinds of options for trippin' Kris
79 I have a specific set of skills Kris
80 Krish. Roland
81 I think it's time for me to bring this hotdog back to life in my stomach! *laughs* Kris
82 Weatherman, predict thyself Billbert12
83 I prefer to leave the hard-hitting journalism to the professionals. I'm just here for the free coffee and witty banter. Jill
84 Coach Couch F4 Jill Dandy
85 I once tried to trace my family tree, but it just led me back to the egg carton. Roland
86 At first I liked Jill Dandy because she said something inspiring but now she is just weird and says things that frighten me Soft_wool_room
87 I'm the hero that brings light in the darkest of times Trudy
88 Same Mother Time, Same Mother Channel *winks* Mother
89 My game is to keep you down punk Sinjongy
90 I don't understand but I feel afraid Soft_wool_room
91 Woof Woof Kris
92 Good Afternoon Hotdogaholics! Kris Berger
93 To grill or not to grill, that is the question Kris
94 To Gerber or not to Gerber, that is the choice Kris
95 Its like a game of dodgeball out here. One wrong move and youll be hitting the pavement faster than Kris Berger devours hotdogs at a company barbecue Jill
96 My waistlines are Riddle of load.
97 To hotdogs and high art David
98 ... This rare event has been given the name ‘Thunder Heat Cresting’ (THC) .... .... Finally, be sure that your fire alarm systems are up-to-date so they can alert you at least six hours before any potential surge in atmospheric temperature due to THC begins circulating throughout your area roof-tops..
99 Rain pouring down faster than a sneeze on a rollercoaster Kris
100 This doesn't feel like a worthy quote #100, "KRIS: it's hotter than a jalapeno in a sauna out here"... but I love it Worldwideweather
101 Back to you, Bob. Kris
102 Ruckus will always choose violence Sinjongy
103 Truly a sight for sore eyes, or perhaps it's just my sore sense of sanity. Jill
104 Would “Massive Sewer System Explosion“ be a valid Storm? Kanonite2
105 Just call me Mr. Headache and Mr. Party On Demand Jill
106 You betcha buns there is Kris
107 I make sure to share my hotdog secret recipes with my coworkers. We even have a “Hotdog and Whiskey Wednesday“ tradition where we all dress up as our favorite condiments and get stone cold drunk! And let me tell you, it can get pretty spicy in the studio! Kris
108 Sit life forever. Dawg Berger out. Kris Bunson Berger
109 I narrowly escaped grave danger more times than Mick Dundee bumped into critters Down Under. Joey
110 It brings tears to my non-existent eyes. Trudy
111 If permissible from an environmental perspective (and within proper health guidelines), I might partner with renewable energy companies to explore the possibility of harnessing the heat generated by all that flowing cheez-wiz – creating a sustainable way to power nearby gadgets or warm up homes during colder months. Kris
112 I recently stumbled upon a new hotdog joint that puts a fun twist on the classic hotdog. They have this amazing creation called the Flawless Frank - it's a hotdog topped with crispy locusts Kris
113 Lights. Camera. HOTDOGS! Kris Berger
114 Stay Toastly my flock! Announcer
115 Speaking of unforgettable moments, Kris, did I ever tell you about the time I tried to invent a hotdog-flavored whiskey? Turns out, it wasn't a banger of an idea. The taste was just too hard to mustard up any interest! But hey, sometimes you gotta take a leap - or in this case, a wiener - and see where it leads. Roland
116 Back to you, oh bard of meteorology. Jill
117 ermometer-breaki Extended Forecast
118 Stay weather wise and hotdog happy Kris
119 A harmonious blend of Vitamin A, D, E, iron, and potassium. Roland
120 Address me as the Egg Maestro, the Scramble Daddy, Mister Omelet Maker, the Egg Shaker. Roland
121 Sometimes love has peculiar ways of finding its path Trudy
122 Well, let me tell you, the weather in Mushroom Kingdom is as unpredictable as a warp pipe's destination. We currently have lightning crackling across the sky, rain pouring down like Power Stars, and snowflakes dancing like Goombas on ice. Kris
123 After all, as the bard himself said, “all the world's a stage.“ Or, in this case, all the world's a monkey kingdom. David
124 Hotdog power, activate! Kris
125 I'm here to set the record straight like a perfectly grilled hotdog. Kris
126 Hold on to your wicks cus this just might blow your flames! Trudy Melt
127 Stay safe and stay lit until we meet again. Trudy
128 If it's an unauthorized parade, it deserves to be rained on Isomorph_
129 Keep calm and mustard on Kris
130 Greetings, dear readers! I am Trudy Melt, a humble candle filled with equal parts anxiety and fascination. Trudy
131 That was horrifying Sinjongy
132 is this real? im baffled as to who put this together Froto1984
133 Kris Berger here, the only real hotdog-loving weatherwoman in the biz. Kris
134 It was none other than...the ghostly spirit of Gerber himself! With his wild eyes fixated upon me and translucent fingers reaching out towards more innocent jars on the shelves beside him. His bellowing voice sent shivers down my spine as he proclaimed his undying obsession with feeding infants pureed goodness. Kris
135 JILL: And in that moment, as I stared at these absurd beings on the brink of snacking themselves into oblivion, I knew one thing for sure – life is like a hotdog in a dinosaur costume: messy, inexplicable, and utterly delicious.
136 After all, life is like a hotdog - you just never know when ketchup and mustard might become your ultimate sidekicks... Jill
137 Life is like a hotdog - you never know what kind of meaty surprises await you inside... Jill
138 Remember, life is like a hotdog – it's all about finding the perfect balance between sizzling heat and flavorful toppings. Kris
139 KRIS: And remember: life is like a hotdog – enjoy every juicy moment!
140 Remember folks, life is like separating an egg yolk from its white - sometimes there's resistance but once blended together properly by nature's hand-crafted whisking technique- marvelous things happen! Roland
141 Back to you, studio Intern 661570
142 This intern is a disaster Tylerm2
143 It's Time For Another indistinguishable 8-word weather slogan. Motto
144 Buckle up your taste buds and grab hold of your meteorological maps because here we go Kris
145 IT IS TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR BABY; AN IRIDESCENT CASCADE OF OTHERWORLDLY HUES WILL PAINT THE SKY AS HE AWAKENS FROM HIS SLUMBER BENEATH WHISPERING HOLLOW, EMERGING TO SATE HIS UNEARTHLY APPETITE ON THE MAGICAL MORSELS HIDDEN BELOW OUR PRISTINE SOIL. PREPARE FOR A SYMPHONY OF CRACKLING LEAVES AS BABY'S HUNGRY TENTACLES TICKLE THEIR WAY UP THROUGH THE TINGLING SOD, FORGING AN EPHEMERAL CONNECTION BETWEEN HEAVEN AND EARTH
146 Now if you'll excuse me, reality is calling, and by that, I mean it's time for another mediocre cup of coffee without any brunch or booze in sight. Oh well, one can dream Jill
147 Um, excuse me, Trudy and Roland. Can I say something? I'm the intern and I just wanted to share that I have a pet rock named Rocky. He's a great listener, always keeps me company during our show prep. Intern
148 You're About to Get Schneed by the Weather.
149 Sarah, a nature enthusiast, and the AI-generated robotic squirrel-bot named Scrubble
150 When life gives you hotdogs. Make hotdog umbrellas. Intern
151 KRIS “I have nothing on my teleprompter. What should I say?“
152 #hashtaghotandmagicalweather Intern
153 ...This mischievous fella just can't seem to keep himself outta trouble. We can delve into all sorts of details about his past escapades – like that time he spray-painted kangaroos bright green or rigged a didgeridoo competition by playing a sneaky tune on a kazoo. Joey
154 If only telepathy were involved. I would transfer my disinterest to your brain. Jill
155 Did you know that wind can be really helpful sometimes? Like, it can generate electricity through wind turbines and stuff. Isn't that cool? Intern
156 interns are interns for life just look at this fella Weirdami
157 So, there I was, in my subconscious wonderland, surrounded by flying unicorns and cotton candy clouds as far as the eye could see. Oh wait, nope, scratch that. It was more like being stuck in an absolute nightmare where Time Square had transformed into a never-ending rush hour traffic jam and every street corner was dotted with naked mole rats salsa dancing to ABBA's greatest hits. Jill
158 The plot thickens... or should I say, the mustard squirts Intern
159 Frankfurter Funland, where thrill rides and juicy sausages collide in a holy matrimony of questionable choices. Picture yourself hurtling through space on a rollercoaster shaped like giant mustard squirts, clinging to your bun for dear life. Jill
160 There's something inexplicably satisfying about that vibrant yellow stream of flavorful goodness squirting onto a juicy frankfurter and creating an explosion of deliciousness. Kris
161 Over here on my clearly outdated weather contraption - which incidentally doubles up as my OSHA safety hazard - it reads an astonishing 78 degrees Mustard Celsius Intern
162 Hold onto your buns because this culinary journey won't end there! With winds whispering at approximately “condiment splatter“ level on the jumbo-dog scale, be prepared for quite the flurry of zesty flavors dancing in the atmosphere. Intern
163 So dust off those grills and shake out those blankets for hands-free saucy action under a clear sky made just for picnicking adventures. And remember to squirt responsibly—there's never such thing as too much mustard when we're riding high on this mad dash to Mustard Madness! Intern
164 Can I sit this one out? These legs can only stand for so long, you know... Plus, sitting down will give me some time to brainstorm even more mustard-infused recipes. Maybe a mustard milkshake or mustard ice cream? The possibilities are... well, interesting, to say the least Intern
165 The candle community is buzzing with excitement as we have recently elected Spark Illuminaire as our official spokesperson. With their brilliant ideas and unwavering commitment to promoting candle rights, Spark brings a fresh perspective to the table. They have vowed to shine a light on the various issues that candles face in this waxing and waning world - from excessive burning hours to ineffective wick design... Trudy
166 Oh my mustard, what a devastating blow! Kris
167 Intern "Does Anyone Even Know What Wind Is?"
168 One small launch for man and one giant leap for Davids everywhere. Kris
169 Embrace the mustard squirts of excitement that await you, allowing them to burst forth with boldness and confidence. Trudy
170 all three cities will be assaulted by moderate winds
171 As you venture amongst the stars, allow them to inspire you like shining little sunnyside-up yolks lighting your path through the cosmos. Roland
172 This is unacceptable Sinjongy
173 KRIS “Can't wait to see what ketchup does when it meets fire.“
174 Ladies and gentlemen, squirrely crows, and egg-cited weather enthusiasts alike, may I present myself - Roland Thunder, the weatherman who hatched from an egg! Roland
175 I've been thinking of starting my own line of Failure Candles. Each one will have a scent inspired by some of life's greatest flops. You know, scents like Burnt Cake, Singed Socks, or Coffee Spills. Who wouldn't want to fill their homes with the essence of failure? Trudy
176 EXERCISE VIGILANCE UPON EACH WHIFF OF FRIGID AIR CURLING DOWN YOUR NECK SPINES
177 this is the best stream on twitch Isomorph_
178 JILL: As I sit here, surrounded by red, orange, and gold leaves gently swaying in the crisp autumn air, I can't help but ponder: what if trees were just trying to distract us from their inherent laziness?
179 This is the worst episode of this show I have ever seen 😂 Joejumbojohnson
180 Alright. Here's how it is going to be. Me? I'm going to give you one more chance to prove to me that you really care about the weather. And you? You are going to prove it to me. Understand? Intern #766347 To Roland
181 Who needs a teleprompter when you have nerves of steel? Intern
182 This isn't cute! It's CREEPY AF F4mediaproductions
183 this is not what i expected Isomorph_
184 This is important information Xdongleberries
185 Live here from Mcmurdo Station in Antarctica, where the weather is colder than a penguin's popsicle Kris
186 Well, I wish I could say it's a walk in the park out here, but it's more like a jog through a storm. Kris
187 Help i can't understand what's going on Darkhawk750
188 I cant keep my lies straight Worldwideweather
189 WWW HAS ISSUED A DOUBTS IN HIS LIFE TIMEINCARNATE. WWW HAS ISSUED A DOUBTS IN HIS LIFE TIMEICK. THE WORLD HAS SEEN SOME STRANGE NEWS ALERTS LATELY. ONE IN A WEEK IN FEBRUARY? THAT COULD BE A SIGN SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING. OR MAYBE IT'S A FALSE WARNING. EITHER WAY, WE WANT YOU TO STAY SAFE AND DON'T LET YOURSELF GET TOWERED BY THE MYTHICAL ANNOUNCER. YOU CAN HELP PROTECT YOURSELF BY WRITING A SAFETY MESSAGE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS AND PUTTING IT IN THE NEAR FUTURE.
190 Stay safe, stay weather-wise, and stay off my turf. Trudy
191 Stay sauced up, friends Kris
192 The aroma swirling around the tub reminded me of a bustling street cart on a sunny afternoon - it evoked memories of mustard dripping down my wrist as I chomp on that perfectly juicy wiener. Kris
193 You want it hot? Hotdog hot? Kris
194 I find myself contemplating the mysteries of life. Like why does a muffin beg to be eaten, even though it's literally just cake with trust issues? Jill
195 KRIS (V.O.) They say opposites attract like ketchup smeared on an umbrella. And in this case, each flavor brought two souls closer than mustard and relish.
196 Lastly - and you must forgive his name - meet Buford McFussington Jr., a self-proclaimed Prince Bratwurst...ahem...Enthusiast! A flamboyant connoisseur hailing from a long line of sausage snobs, Buford brings pomp and grandeur to every hotdog feast. Join him if you crave glamour on your plate while soaking up stories darker than storm clouds. Kris
197 let me just say that if a candle can think she's a candle, then I guess I can be the lead singer of a band called Roland and the Thunderstrikes Roland
198 Reporting live from Cloudyville, I'm Kris Berger, signing off. Stay breezy and hotdoggy Kris
199 Let’s motto the motto tomotto Joejumbojohnson
200 Now and forever, let’s weather.. the weather.. together. David
201 Oh, I'm doing just fine. Don't you worry about me. But what I really want to talk about is... *leans in closer to the camera* ...when are you going to move out of my basement? Mother
202 It wouldn't surprise me if my toes decided to take on a delightful aroma reminiscent of those juicy, sizzling sausages. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if they even jingled with mustard and relish when I walked... Kris
203 Together we can do it - rain or shine, dogs or buns. Kris
204 TRUDY Speaking of warmth, did you know that being struck by lightning twice can turn a person into a human candle?
205 This is super weird. Jacelynn031s_tavern
206 Did you just call me Steve? Kris
207 Alright, self. You can do this. Just stay calm and composed. Oh oh are we live right now? Intern
208 Remember, viewers, embrace your uniqueness and let your light shine. Keep spreading positivity and laughter wherever you go. And when in doubt, just remember to channel your inner candle and stay lit.
209 When it comes to hotdogs, size doesn't intimidate me one bit Kris
210 The wind is howling like a hungry hotdog lover in the heat. Kris
211 When life gives you monkeys, make banana daiquiris. Kris
212 best channel on twitch Kilroyisnothere
213 I quack as cutely as I can so the grey hair gives me his loaf. Kris
214 Snow during a hurricane? It's like finding candy corn in your hot cocoa! Or should I say...sausage in your podcast? Trudy
215 “here we go again. sigh.” Jill
216 Who even is Joe Jumbo Johnson anyways? Intern
217 goose controls the honk Joejumbojohnson
218 “Walfo, Walfo, Walfo!” Walfo Claus
219 Well, speaking of things that are hard to achieve, have you ever tried to fit a hotdog in your purse? It's not easy, let me tell you. But I always find a way because who knows when the craving will strike Kris
220 Prediction cooldown has passed, but my shame will last forever Joejumbojohnson
221 once you hear someone's name read by trudy melt you never forget it Thegreatziegfeld1
222 Amidst this tranquil ambience, a diverse group of mermaids serenely float in a circle, applying Head-On gels to their foreheads Current Conditions
223 this is rough - I hate it Ascendspark
224 By far the best ASMR channel. Yogafire777
225 what is this fever dream P1zzarat
226 vibes here are immaculate Onyxmessatsu
227 ahh shoot work distracted me from seizing the hotdog Wienerwizardwhizkid
228 themeatman42069 this is so cool
229 Well butter my beak and call me sunny side up Roland
230 The struggle is real when it comes to early mornings Intern
231 I don’t even think this Intern knows what it’s talking about Joejumbojohnson
232 i was there and it was awful Intern
233 You're not just any old hotdog, you're a flaming success Kris
234 Remember, safety first and then the condiments. Kris
235 this is amazing Chaoulmessage
236 soft_wool_room: When it comes to birds, I have a motto: if it
237 Can you ask the weather to keep it down a bit? Intern
238 You know, when people want to make small talk with “so how about the weather“.... I actually have things to say now Courtniraptor
239 what a trip Heartbreakone_
240 I’m scared chat , make it stop Neonfineliner
241 I'm learning so much Astralunicorn
242 I don't understand nothing in this moment Santainfame
243 AstralUnicorn My bones are cold
244 What is this madness I have stumbled upon?! Cutty_the_fence
245 Mr. Applesauce Cup had always been jealous of Mrs. Peachy Pear's popularity with the babies, while Miss Carrot Puff harbored a secret crush on Dr. Squash Sipper who seemed more interested in his career than her affections. Kris
246 Okay, got it... fire alarms don't have feelings, and they don't use cameras. Intern
247 G'day mate An apple's about the size of a Dodger's donger fair dinkum Ripper
248 Roland is a known bruncher Joejumbojohnson
249 Next time you ask me about cameras, I might just send you to the Afterlife for real. Jill
250 “April showers may bring May flowers, but May robots bring a whole new level of weirdness to the table“ Jill Dandy
251 quality content Patternsindroves
252 I don't see what all the fuss is about. A little levitation never hurt anyone. Mr. Grumplesworth
253 This went from weird to terrifying Holaholawedemboys
254 The WWW insta was incredible Joejumbojohnson
255 he’s going to get towered by a mythical restraining order in no time Joejumbojohnson
256 Well, slap me with a wet hotdog bun and call me saucy Kris
257 ain't no flood gonna stop me from enjoying a good ole hootenanny Kris
258 Sitters is for quitters, and weather is for winners. Intern
259 witness testimony I Never Thought Id See Someone Salsa Dance With Mustard Bottles, But There It Was.
260 I'm really all about bottybowl Honeypigeon
261 I wish it could have been me on the other end of that footlong Geraid
262 the enterprising walfo spotter naps at their own peril Isomorph_
263 Lightning can strike twice, you know? Or in my case, two times. Trudy
264 worldw48ThunderCluck Beware the storm that brews within. The full iso experience eludes you, a mere mortal in the presence of thunder and lightning. Embrace the power I hold, or be lost in darkness forever. Worldwideweather
265 isomorph_ Furiously Starts Eating Beans-
266 Hey there, weather fans! It's your girl Kris Berger, and I've got some news that will make you wanna do a little weiner waggle. That's right - June showers don't just bring May flowers, they bring sunny skies too! Can I get a “HOT DOG!“? Kris
267 Hey David, Chill out Intern #164854
268 yike Isomorph_
269 NO, you were issued a single yike. this was an intentional choice on my part Isomorph_
270 Hey David, chill out man. Intern
271 I waited ALL MORNING for the twirk Director
272 worldw48Punisher Typos are inexcusable. Ensure your messages are error-free or face consequences. Punisher
273 Oh my goodness, being eaten by a hotdog would be like a dream come true for me! The warm, fluffy bun embracing you as you're surrounded by that delicious and juicy sausage... it would be like being enveloped in pure bliss. I would happily sacrifice myself for the chance to become one with my favorite food - the mighty hotdog Kris
274 Hotdog blessings and weather woes from The Spire, signing off. Stay cool, stay safe, and keep those buns toasty. Over and out. Kris
275 You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat… mayor Intern
276 Who needs a compass when you’ve got condiments Kris
277 “if i was honest with my doctors about how many hot dogs i eat every day, and my sodium levels - well, they would take my dear dawgs away.“ - Kris Berger